Comments on: Our Staff http://www.themoralliberal.com Defending the Judeo-Christian ethic, limited government, & the American Constitution Sat, 31 Jul 2010 04:02:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Eric Ruhalter http://www.themoralliberal.com/our-staff/comment-page-1/#comment-7106 Eric Ruhalter Tue, 27 Jul 2010 18:51:23 +0000 http://centerformoralliberalism.wordpress.com/?page_id=1857#comment-7106 Here’s something funny, “The KidDictionary: Words Parents Need To Describe Their Kids” On YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V10UBpcE_Cw Trying to teach the world of parents (teachers, aunts, uncles etc….) important new parenting words to describe life with kids, like: GARBOFLAGE (v.) To hide your child’s artwork under other trash in wastebasket so they don’t catch you throwing it away. STOCKTEASE (n.): A child who lets you buy large quantities of their favorite food at the grocery store and then immediately decides that they don’t like it anymore. TOYPHOON (n.): Routine recreational activities of children that leave their playroom looking like it was decimated by a hurricane. TWIRPLE (v.): When a child playing baseball gets to third base on a hit that didn’t make it out of the infield. WASPTUSI (n.): The frantic dance of a child trying to elude a bee. BOOTALITY(n): The notion that “keep your hands to yourself” means it’s still okay to kick someone. UPTITUDE (n): The intense desire to be the one who presses the button on an elevator. I would love it if you’d help spread the word. I’m a really really nice guy, I promise. And earning the legitimacy to continue writing books like this is, perhaps sadly, my dream. I enjoy it so much and want to help parents laugh and feel connected to one another by their experiences as parents. We are, after all, all in this together. Thank you for your time either way and have a wonderful day. Sincerely, Eric Ruhalter www.TheKidDictionary.com Eric@TheKidDictionary.com Here’s something funny, “The KidDictionary: Words Parents Need To Describe Their Kids”
On YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V10UBpcE_Cw
Trying to teach the world of parents (teachers, aunts, uncles etc….) important new parenting words to describe life with kids, like:
GARBOFLAGE (v.) To hide your child’s artwork under other trash in wastebasket so they don’t catch you throwing it away.
STOCKTEASE (n.): A child who lets you buy large quantities of their favorite food at the grocery store and then immediately decides that they don’t like it anymore.
TOYPHOON (n.): Routine recreational activities of children that leave their playroom looking like it was decimated by a hurricane.
TWIRPLE (v.): When a child playing baseball gets to third base on a hit that didn’t make it out of the infield.
WASPTUSI (n.): The frantic dance of a child trying to elude a bee.
BOOTALITY(n): The notion that “keep your hands to yourself” means it’s still okay to kick someone.
UPTITUDE (n): The intense desire to be the one who presses the button on an elevator.

I would love it if you’d help spread the word. I’m a really really nice guy, I promise. And earning the legitimacy to continue writing books like this is, perhaps sadly, my dream. I enjoy it so much and want to help parents laugh and feel connected to one another by their experiences as parents. We are, after all, all in this together. Thank you for your time either way and have a wonderful day.
Sincerely,

Eric Ruhalter
http://www.TheKidDictionary.com
Eric@TheKidDictionary.com

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